You’re Welcome – A Marvel Parody

NOTE: If you would like to cover this song, then you are free to do so as long as you provide me with writing credit and a source to this post. Thanks!

Yep, I actually made another one of these. You can blame my friend, Christina, for implanting this idea in my head – You’re Welcome sung from the perspective of Thanos. Lyrics can be found below but be warned – there are spoilers for Avengers: Infinity War here. Also I can’t sing but what else is new? Enjoy!

I see what’s happening here
You’re face to face with greatness, and it’s strange
You don’t even know how you feel
It’s adorable!
Well, it’s nice to see that people never change

Open your eyes, let’s begin
Yes, it’s really me, it’s Thanos: breathe it in!

Don’t even bother: no point in fightin’
Cause you’re facing down the Mad Titan

What can I say except you’re welcome
For killing half the universe
Hey, it’s okay, it’s okay
You’re welcome
And I alone will bear this noble curse

What has two thumbs and made Xandar die
When you were waddling yay high
This guy!

When the Hulk got mad
Who kicked him back to Earth below
You’re lookin’ at him, yo

Oh, also I burned down Knowhere
You’re welcome!
And killed the dwarves without a care

I threw my daughter off a cliff
You’re welcome!
And left her boyfriend awfully miffed

So what can I say except you’re welcome
For balancing the galaxy
There’s no need to pray, it’s okay
You’re welcome!
I guess it’s just my way of being me
You’re welcome!
You’re welcome!

Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I can go on and on
I can name all the heroes who are gone
Spidey, Strange, Vision
They had to die for the sake of my mission

I killed Loki
I choked him to death
Drax and Mantis also breathed their last breath
What’s the lesson
What is the take-away
Don’t mess with Thanos when he’s on the break-away

And I had to give up what I love
For the stones here on my big glove
See what I did with
This sick finger snappin;
Look at that mini-Gamora just tippity-tappin’

Well, anyway let me say you’re welcome
For the new universe you know
Hey, it’s okay, it’s okay
You’re welcome!
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go

Say it again, I say you’re welcome
For winning Infinity War
I’m going away, away
You’re welcome!
But I’ll be back to be in Avengers 4

You’re welcome!
You’re welcome!
And thank you!

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